In case you were wondering (and you probably weren't), I do indeed write fanfiction. But for the sake of keeping it all in one place, it's here. I am also taking part in the mission_insane fic challenge. Master table is here.

Fandoms:
- Batman (9)
- Supernatural (1)
- Watchmen (2)

Icons can be found via tags or my galleries where they are currently stored (this will change once I hit the 1gb limit).

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A fic challenge with 200 prompts. Minimum 100 words per prompt.
My chosen fandom is Batman.

I'm feeling oddly ambitious.

01. Emotions (themed)	02. Horror (themed)	03. Un-Themed 3 (un-themed)	04. Un-Themed 5 (un-themed)
05. Movies (inspired by)	06. Songs (inspired by)	07. Gen-Fic (genre)	08. Crack (genre)
09. Point of View (own choice)	10. Places (own choice)	11. Quotes (own choice)	12. Crimes (own choice)
13. Un-Themed 7 (own choice)	14. Angst (own choice)	15. Liquids (own choice)	16. Un-Themed 8 (own choice)
17. Master Plots (own choice)	18. Novels/Stories (own choice)	19. Espionage (own choice)	20. Colours (own choice)

And in the classic words of Top Gear: ambitious but rubbish.

Colour coding: if a box is orange, I've started work in it. If it's yellow, it's completed.

How to spot a psychopath / serial killer in bed:

Exhibit A: Patrick Bateman	Exhibit B: Sylar

My research is evidently conclusive. Next time you spot your bedroom partner running his hand through his hair like so, well, you know. Continue sexing but run to safety afterwards.

I deserve a Nobel Prize for this.

Oh look at that, third consecutive Quinto post. I'm on a roll. =D

Well, this was kind of expected, given my last post. I'll be getting Heroes off a friend on Friday, and I am ridiculously excited about it. In the meantime, I'll have to tide myself over with miscellaneous pictures.

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I finally get the deal with Zachary Quinto. And now I need to watch Heroes.

New Moon breaks The Dark Knight's opening day record

It's a sad day for humanity.

I am, however, taking solace in the fact that it has a rating of 29% at Rotten Tomatoes (and The Dark Knight has 94%).

EDIT: It's OK, The Dark Knight still retains its opening weekend record (from the lovely people at batman_lulz).

I am now up-to-date on Supernatural, which is all sorts of awesome. Well, 5.09 "The Real Ghostbusters" wasn't, because I'm not really a big fan of the meta humour and the annoying exaggerated fangirl Becky, but 5.10 "Abandon All Hope" was very awesome.

( spoilers, even though I've already spoiled part of it in the title )

Well... if I wanted to cheat, I'd say the Force, you know, the whole shebang -- telekinesis, flight, Jedi mind trick, super speed and senses, etc. That'd be pretty handy.

If I had to choose just one, it'd be mind control. It's probably not as "practical" as something like telekinesis and teleportation which cover more situations, I suppose, but the possibilities can get, uh, quite interesting. And I think as long as there are humans around, you can use mind control to avoid getting into situations that require use of other powers.

However, I'm still pretty fond of Magneto's powers. And the power of luck, or something like that, which Domino has.

Just got doorknocked by a couple. Now looking out the window, I can see a flock of them on the street.

I don't think I will ever understand the religious mind.

Stolen from eugenetapdance. List a bunch of musicians and answer a bunch of questions.

1. A Wilhelm Scream
2. Leftover Crack
3. Screeching Weasel
4. Propagandhi
5. Strung Out
6. Streetlight Manifesto
7. Against Me!
8. NOFX
9. Rise Against
10. The Offspring

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I am making up problem questions in my sleep. I had a dream last night I was reading a completely imaginary exam question on the equity of "gender tax" which doesn't even exist. And it was so detailed. It had this fictional character doing his job, which was like, visiting Aboriginal housing, and he made socio-cultural faux pas and incurred expenses like parking fees. There was even an international perspective on parking fees. And then there was this strange phrase "water emoluments" which makes zero sense, but came up because I know I only found out "emoluments" was a word in British legislation which basically means "remuneration" (so instead of asking how's my salary package next time, ask so how's my emolument, I bet that sounds real impressive). So I had to figure out what this guy's overall taxable income was going to be, and then assess it under the "gender tax" law which depends on whether you were male or female, and evaluate the fairness of it. I mean, well duh.

How ridiculous. Stupid brain; tax is over and done with, I don't need to do it again!

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After much deliberation, I'm gonna have to go with Bruce Wayne. Because he's the goddamn Batman and awesome and totally sexy. I remember having discussed with msshhhh the reasons why he's the perfect (fictional) man and I still stand by those views. [(1) good looking (2) intelligent (3) rich (4) strong sense of justice and morality (5) capable of just about anything (6) the Lamborghini] And Wayne is a character who conceivably can go on dates, unlike a lot of other characters I like.

Honourable mentions:

	Dean Winchester - when he's not out saltin' and burnin' decayed remains, and before all the issues and angst that came up in season 2, he'd probably be pretty cool on a date.		Patrick Bateman - he appeals to my shallow side, certainly. I even like Huey Lewis & the News! I'd just have to avoid getting, you know, killed.
-	A. J. Crowley - he's a charming demon who dresses snappy, likes to troll people and can do really weird things with his tongue. Intrigued?		Deadpool - he's hilarious! He could do all the talking, I wouldn't mind.

It wouldn't work out:

	Soundwave/Starscream - size would be an issue, for one. And they kind of hate humans.		The Joker - way, way too crazy. We've all seen how he treats Harley -- abusive relationship much?
	Rorschach - where to begin? Psychotic, doesn't like women, terrifying politics, stinky hobo, short, ugly, would break my fingers...		The Stig - he doesn't talk and he has no concept of human behaviour. But he is a tame racing driver, so joyrides might still be possible.

My throat is raw and and inflamed, I've been coughing for three days, and I sound like a man. Not sexy like Christian Bale, though. =(

RULES

1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add three of your own at the end.

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RULES

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

( list below )

More meme-theft from bubbles83 (but she has such a great collection!).

Are you a book lover? A TV freak? A movie aficionado? Put your mind to the test, and list some of your favorite fictional characters - one for each letter of the alphabet. (I'm including games here too)

A - Aziraphale (Good Omens)
B - Bruce Wayne (Batman)
C - Castiel (Supernatural)
D - Deadpool (Deadpool)
E - Eric Cartman (South Park)
F - Frenzy (Transformers)
G - Georgia Sykes (Smokin' Aces)
H - Holden Caulfield (The Catcher in the Rye)
I - Illidan Stormrage (Warcraft)
J - Joker (Batman)
K - Kitana (Mortal Kombat)
L - Letty (The Fast and the Furious)
M - Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints) - double points?!
N - Nikolai Stavrogin (The Possessed)
O - Orr (Catch 22)
P - Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
Q - Quinn Morgendorffer (Daria)
R - Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)
S - Shane "Scarecrow" Schofield (Ice Station) - triple points yes??!
T - Tyrael (Diablo)
U - Ultra Magnus (Transformers)
V - Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)
W - Walter Kovacs (Watchmen)
X - Xavier, Charles (X-Men) *a bit of a cheat
Y - Yoda (Star Wars)
Z - Zachariah (Supernatural)

And only repeating 3 fandoms!

Stolen from bubbles83.

Name your top six TV shows right now before reading the questions.
1. Transformers G1
2. Batman (BTAS)
3. Supernatural
4. South Park
5. Dexter
6. Daria

( questions below )

1. What are you listening to right now?
"The Banger's Embrace" by Propagandhi

2. What song makes you sad?
"The Girl Next Door" by Screeching Weasel

3. What is the most annoying song in the world?
It's hard to choose a winner among so many annoying songs, but there's a good chance that a Red Hot Chili Peppers song will annoy me.

4. Your all time favorite band?
A Wilhelm Scream, of course!

5. Your newly discovered band is?
Huey Lewis & the News? LOL
I haven't been listening to any new bands for a long time.

6. Best female voice?
Karen Carpenter, HANDS DOWN

7. Best male voice?
Objectively speaking, Frank Sinatra maybe? I don't know.
On the screaming side, there's Nuno Pereira and Jason Cruz who have strong, rough vocals. And I might add Tim McIlrath who has an OK range.

8. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
Punk rock, broadly speaking

9. What do you listen to, to hype you up?
"Unprotected Sex With Multiple Partners" or "Piss and Vinegar" by Against Me!

10. What do you listen to when you want to calm down?
"Comptine d'un Autre Ete" by Yann Tiersen (from the Amelie soundtrack)

11. Last gig/concert you went to?
A Wilhelm Scream, 7 June 2008

12. Band you find yourself listening to the most right now?
Strung Out's new album

13. Most hated band?
I used to hate a lot of bands, but since I stopped listening to their crap on the radio or wherever, I haven't thought much about them anymore. They included Creed, Silverchair, Maroon 5, shit like that.

14. Song that makes you think?
"Jaws 3, People 0" by A Wilhelm Scream, because I have no idea what it means

15. Band that you think the world should love as much as you do?
But then where would I shove my music elitism?

16. Coolest music video?
"Caesura" by Scatter the Ashes, for being creepy as fuck.
"I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz" by A Wilhelm Scream, for being hilarious.

17. Music video with the most babe watch?
I don't know. Maybe that Miles Fisher one, "This Must be the Place", only because it's parodying American Psycho and he kind of looks like Christian Bale.

18. What do you play/would you play in the bedroom to spice things up?
"Sussudio"? HAHAHA

19. Can you play a musical instrument?
No

20. Ever been in a mosh pit?
Yes

21. Are you in a band?
No

23. Ever dated a musician?
No

28. Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
No, see 19

29. Best chick band you know of?
Don't know

31. Last song that you heard on the radio/cd...etc...?
On CD, "Amber Changing" by Rise Against

32. What do you think of Classical music?
Brilliant. I like instrumental music.

33. What do you think of Country music?
Not really familiar with it. I only like that Bob Dylan one which was played in the Watchmen opening titles because it fit the mood.

34. What do you think of Death Metal?
I can't tell apart the metal subgenres, so I don't know (death metal, black metal, heavy metal?)

35. Last BIG band that you saw live?
I don't think I've see a BIG band live, ever

36. Are you a groupie?
No

37. Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
Yes, I listen to a handful of songs in French and Spanish, and only understand the French ones

38. What famous musician would you like to fuck!?
There aren't any famous musicians I'd want to fuck, and even for the ones who aren't famous, we're really only talking remotely consider fucking here.

39. Worst concert moment?
I haven't really had one, considering I go to so few shows

40. Funny concert moment?
When Against Me! were acting spastic and rolling around on the stage

41. Sad concert moment?
N/A

42. Best local act you can think of?
I just can't really get into local bands. The only one I know of that's not too bad is Unpaid Debt.

43. If you were a musical instrument what would you be?
An oboe maybe? Miserable sounding and difficult to play?

44. Do you listen to the radio?
No

45. Do you watch music TV?
No

46. Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
No, but I used to when I was like 8

47. Have you met any famous musicians?
Musicians yes, famous no.

48. Are any of your friends/family/etc musicians?
Not that I'm aware of

49. Song that best describes your feelings right now?
"Everything Went Numb" by Streetlight Manifesto

50. Song that describes your life?
"Scarecrow" by Strung Out

51. Do you know the names of all the band members that you listen to?
No, not all

52. Does a musician's physical attractiveness play a role in the music that you listen to?
No. In fact, I used to have a theory: the uglier the band members, the better the music. This has since been disproven but I can say with confidence that the vast majority of bands I listen to are ugly.

53. What famous musician do you want to marry?
None

54. Favourite movie soundtrack?
The Dark Knight

56. What do your parents listen to?
Oldies stuff. And some of it's good, I might add.

57. What are you listening to right NOW?
"After the Eulogy" by Boy Sets Fire

58. Do you wear band etc T-shirts?
Not t-shirts per se, but yes (hoodie, belt)

59. What do you think of people who do?
Music enthusiasts, clearly. Also, "poser" where applicable.

60. What music sub-culture do you feel like you belong to?
None. I don't do culture.

61. What song is stuck in your head right now?
None

62. Do you sing in the shower?
No

63. If so, what? If not, why not?
Never felt the urge to

64. Would you rather marry a musician or be one yourself?
Neither. I don't honestly have a positive impression of musicians as partners -- apart from touring and all that, I don't think I get along well with artistic temperaments. (I like stability and reliability!)

66. How important is your partner's taste in music to you?
Not terribly important. I'll listen to what I want and he can listen to what he wants. If it's stuff I find cool, then that's a bonus.

67. Hanson moves in next door to you, do you go introduce yourself, or do you arrange to beat them?
Hanson was like sooo ten years ago. But I'd probably arrange a beating if they were still playing crappy songs in their garage and disturbing the neighbourhood.

68. Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, you dig?
I know Dexter from The Offspring has a t-shirt with that on it.

69. Do you cook to music?
No

70. Do you sing in the toilet?
WTF? Who does that, seriously?

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